If you'd told me four years ago I'd vote for Obama this year, I would have laaaaaughed. But I did, because I just can't vote for anti-choice candidates anymore. (Gay rights and union busting were other major factors.)

Skimming, I read it as "Mia Farrow promised her baby to Santa." That would have been a very different movie.

I was the oldest virgin in the history of the world. For a long time, I thought it was just circumstance, but I am trying to embrace the idea that I just wasn't ready. Once I started wanting sex differently than I'd wanted it before, it happened.

Abortion is where they lost me. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

I saw what this article was about and KNEW "Tucker Max fans" would be on it. Because my douchenozzle ex is an Axe-wearing Tucker Max fan. But his favorite movie is "The Princess Bride," so I thought maybe that canceled some of it out.

True. This is why Joanna Rowling uses "J.K." for her books. They didn't think boys would read a book written by a woman.

Hell yeah! I could cast a spell to get myself a boyfriend! Can I find Care Bears videos on YouTube?

Me too. But all's well that ends well!

Spoil the shit out of that kid. That's what I did when my nieces and nephew were little, and when I did not have a house, and thus had money.

I had antibiotics after my wisdom teeth were taken out, and sometimes after a root canal. You don't want to mess with infected teeth. Bad news. Take a probiotic pill. I hate yogurt, so I just take the pills whenever I'm on an antibiotic.

Aliens: 9 meters. 7. 6. That can't be! That's inside the room!

Not even. The party I went to last night was watching Notre Dame-Oklahoma.

I love my Amazon card. It used to just pay off in gift certificates to Amazon, which was good enough because I buy everything from them, but now you can trade the points for money off your statement. Even better.

That was like the worst thing ever. I'm just hoping the team rallies around him and goes on to win anyway. They've got to start hitting sometime, right?

Stick around for three years. One of my grad school teachers told me it takes three years to become immune to everything. I've been in ten years. Last year I only took one sick day.

I can't believe people are defending Conan. It doesn't matter what you think of Elisabeth Hasselbeck or President Obama or even Conan O'Brien. Any of us has the right to ask any question we want, even women whose opinions you don't like.

Re: sexual compatibility. Fuck, yeah. I forget how old I was, probably late teens, when my mother told me the story of her friend who stayed a virgin until her wedding night. She came back from her honeymoon extremely upset and got divorced not long after. She eventually told my mom that her husband was simply too…

I had a crush on a guy at work. So I went to work a little more energized, dressed a little cuter, smiled a little more, and ended up sleeping with... a totally different guy at work. So I say there's nothing wrong with a little crush if it brightens your day.

Your taxes come out of your paycheck, but it's an estimate, so you have to file a return every year to make sure you paid the right amount. Most people get some money back. People are thrilled to get a big refund, but that actually means too much was taken from your paycheck and you should have gotten that money…

I think the rule as written is somewhat stupid (vague, hard to officiate,) but the call was in keeping with the rule.