Take that star,dammit

I mean, Rae Carruth is due for parole in like 14 months guys, in case you want to get the ball rolling on that one too.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

This shouldn’t be a surprise. Says right there in Matthew 24:36 that none may know the hour of his return. Not even the angels in heaven or Tim himself. Only the Father knows.

We’re feeling sorry for the kid who snatched some shit as it was landing in someone else’s lap? Fuck that kid.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Don’t forget the driving jacket.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

We’ve redacted Eli’s email address but I can reveal that, disappointingly, it’s not nygqb69@aol.com.

Xoloitzcuintles is a hell of a scrabble word.

Your friend is entitled to a cash/check payout in this case for being involuntarily bumped. There are actual forms you can fill out and send and get the payment. I’m sure it’s too late for this particular instance, but it’s something that everyone should know about the rights that they have.

The resemblance is uncanny...

If only Lincicome had gone with his original acronym, Upstanding Player Doomed On Grass surface poorly maintained by the city.

OK Mr. Shkreli, you have the hottest of women’s sports takes. Now go back to playing your stupid guitar on your Youtube channel.

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

Well it’s the left-handed shooter, Kyle Lowry the pump
I’m at your house like, “Why you got your couch on my Chucks?”

Now there’s a man who can really take it to the ring.