Meanwhile, look at what this insufferable, killjoy, perpetual victim took from the game:

Possession of Indiana sounds like he had some really shitty weed... or some really great meth.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

This is a fantastic article. The analysis and illustrations are first rate. Thanks!

Already done:

The Eagles have a longer cut.

As noted in several linked posts above and in ESPN’s reporting, numerous assaults were reported to police, only for charges not to be brought or to later be dropped. The Appling-Payne case, despite police requesting charges be brought, was dropped by a prosecutor who subsequently was hired to, yes, work in Michigan…

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

I’d rather get yelled at by a giant person than a tiny person.

John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

“Who got in who head” is my new motto for the Trump era or else a newly discovered Dr. Seuss manuscript

Also have to wonder if Belichick is just going to ride out the Brady years and retire rather than rebuild with a new QB.

Group text:

Pshh he’s only got 7" and 140 pounds on me, I could take him.

it was the most expensive and, to him, the nicest item in his wardrobe of tank tops

There have got to be better ways of making money than a weeks long effort to get your ass beat by one of the largest men on Earth.

When Wendy’s messes up your order at the drive thru do you mutter, “Everyone criticizes the Sixers for trading Jrue Holiday, but no one says a thing about how I specifically said hold the fucking tomato!”

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

Oh so you didn’t take the points...