I'm sure my cube neighbors would love the soothing sounds of heavy breathing and pedaling.

I'm sure my cube neighbors would love the soothing sounds of heavy breathing and pedaling.

Obviously you are a white man.

Well that was a nice change of pace from the previous thousand videos of police I've seen.

Totally...... What a joke!

Ted Cruz is jealous.

Can't believe he said that to her, what a dick.

I see what you did there and I like it.

Awesome

Nice. No Chris Carter... it’s a better story for you and ESPN, if he was smoking PCP.

The g stands for gets.

I know Kaep works really hard on his craft, so I hope so. However, he has seemed to regress more and more since taking over for Alex Smith. Sure, the NFL offers the smallest of sample sizes when it comes to analyzing players (which makes almost every NFL analyst full of shit when they make bold claims, Jaws)...so I…

I appreciate the insight and glad that was the case.

Well, the perception of guys is, we’re always down for sex. Which most of the time is true but god forbid if we don’t. My girlfriend loves to have sex on Sunday’s after drinking the previous night when we’re both hungover and I fucking hate it. Sure I get pleasure at the end but I didn’t want to in the first place. Of…

Brady dick.

Well done!

I think RG3 has plenty of baggage in terms of his personality and relationship with coaches/teammates. There are plenty of articles detailing how difficult he is to work with. I wish him the best regardless. We all have our faults, thankfully mine aren’t magnified by a desperate sports network.

You mean Johnny 🎱?

Grass is always greener. I can’t stand the fact that my girlfriend loves popping my pimples as well as pulling hairs that grow in weird places (like my earlobes). I’m 31, and I swear I’m morphing into an overweight hairy Italian. What’s worse, the metamorphosis is happening in patches.

Damn it. Autocorrect works great when I misspell duck, completely failed me with Antarcticans.