I only read audiobooks by Antarticans.

I could see that trade being pushed by Irsay.

He's already looking forward to next year.

Chuck Schlonged

Why wouldn’t they deserve to be registered as a sex offender? This was a horrific act where a victim was sodemized by a pool stick. What context are you referring to that makes this not an aggravated sexual assault?

Pssst. That was the point

Lol. Too bad I gave you an expired card. Just messing with ya. Let’s be honest, I probably wouldn’t have been let in anyway.

What happens when I say I started a tab and I haven't closed it yet, at 1:01?

Judge McJudgerson

Dudes got style tho

But his nickname is ODB.

What if in this hypothetical scenario, the people’s money you were taking, were more poor than you?... Like FUCKING Angola poor.

So to break it down in its simplest form, you’d willingly accept stolen/blood money from a corrupt country but your conscience makes you feel obligated to donate a 4th of it?

Well this is awful

Or the numerous times he assisted Tight-End rapist Mark Chmura in scoring.

“This is what’s wrong with our country, everything is so pc.” - Guy who agrees with guy-who-comments-on-every-Michael-Sam-article-on-the-Internet -who is ignorant of legitimate issues that plague the country.

After winning? He (rightfully) took the best offer last offseason but it was his choice, he had at least 2 other suitors. Both him and the rest of the Eagles offense have been dreadful much of the season. He runs hard but the O Line has been very shaky compared to what he had in Dallas. Seems to me he should really be…

He literally loves the sound of his own voice. He speaks with the dynamics of a Skrillex remix.

I’m guessing because he’s...... Great?

I wasn’t there, it’s in the second video.