According to his new campaign manager, his base is secretly huge. Polls are wrong due to a large swath of people hiding their support for Mr. Cheeto, due to the shame it brings. (I’m much too lazy to post a link to the article. Sorry)

If being forced to eat bad chicken and pose for a stupid photo is the worst thing that happens to her after raising a shit bag like Pence, well then she got off pretty light.

I’d probably assume it was Spanish as well.

As a prosecuting attorney, dear-fucking-god DO NOT talk to cops. Every time you speak, you make my job easier; my job isn’t supposed to be easy - that’s why the burden is beyond a reasonable doubt. When you admit to selling heroin to that junkie you just proved my case for me.

Wait being French doesn’t allow you to make German jokes.

- Bipedal mutant Alligator

It’s hard for me to go back to Nuka after experiencing the exotic flavor of Vim Captain’s Blend.

If they included space-time distortion, you would never make it past the event horizon, lol.

Wild man!

At 46 it means “Do you get pizza delivery and have a glass of wine in front of the TV on Fridays?”

What if you’re an astronaut and your #1 has space madness?

Depends. Is your drawing as much of a snotty little prick as you are? If so, yes.

Also: “Embarrassed”? Jesus Christ who raised you? You really need to re-evaluate the importance of random posts from internet strangers. Wow.

The laziness of human beings will never cease to amaze me. Neither will our capacity for completely wasting money. I say this because I want this feeder.

The laziness of human beings will never cease to amaze me. Neither will our capacity for completely wasting money. I…

When I first started getting into tabletop RPGs, I envied these sorts of setups and loved designing maps and set pieces. I don’t what happened over the years, but now I find that my maps and miniatures go largely unused. The games I play in and run tend to be entirely descriptive, which actually makes things go more…

Yep. It’s a little rich for Republicans to get outraged by Trump’s behavior when he’s just expressing what they’ve been expressing all along, only in slightly more overt terms.

I was looking at the poll numbers and wondered: If Johnson weren’t in the race, how many of them would vote for Clinton and how many for Trump. I’m sure there are more votes siphoned from Trump than from Clinton. And you may have your “Bernie or Busters” voting for Jill Stein, but it’s not even making a dent in the…

Doesn’t it say something that THIS is what gets Preibus furious? Trump can threaten treason, disparage Gold Star mothers, and fine- he’s just keepin’ it real! But messing with the GOP power structure? Unforgivable. Really takes the mask off here.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

IF YOU FUCKING INTRODUCE A “BLUE LIVES MATTER” BILL, YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF “BLACK LIVES MATTER” AND WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR RACISM, YOU FUCKING PRICKS.

It was Afghanistanimation.