A WITCH, BURN THEM

Remember the good old days when “unfollow” wasn’t even a word?

Frank Grimes- or “Grimey,” as he liked to be called- taught us that a man can triumph over adversity and even though Frank’s agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short - I am sure he’s looking down - [Snoring] from heaven right now-

Yup. I’m also v tired of the “—of Jewish heritage—” shit casually thrown in there. Like, who gives a flying fuck about your heritage, not sure how it’s germane to possible sexual harassment, etc.

Ugh. Enough already with the damn “this person has done a lot of good, therefore they could never have done anything wrong” letters. I can understand it’s hard to accept that a friend or idol might not be who you thought they were but keep your thoughts to yourself.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I spent at least an hour researching these bags on Amazon and then another 15 minutes trying to figure out if I knit one before I realized that these bags are trash. I am part of the problem. 

we sure do, but “are you going to purple gluestick and foundation your brows and then draw them back on in the future” is a slightly less funny and deranged quiz :)

Well, at least we might finally get a good Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single…

4 months of work in Hawaii?

All the Janets, including the real one (via @nbcthegoodplace)

WB Exec: [touches action figure on pocket containing bat-wallet]

I don’t want to take from you the sport of the hunt so I will tell you that Donuts Lounger is on sale somewhere online right now. But don’t limit your onesie pattern search. There is an array of great dog pajamas out there!

10x BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Her nickname Peanut still has me hoping she’ll be Squirrel Girl.

I AM afraid of Baba Yaga

Me several times...

That movie taught me to turn socks inside out to be more comfortable. A+ for that, at least. Why are seams on the inside of socks?

That’s my wife’s favorite movie so YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

As I was reading this I was like “wait a minute....”