Jesus fucking christ, it looks like it was made by a 12-year-old wearing glasses four prescriptions old. There are *so many* basic mistakes here, the kind of thing you learn the very first time you attempt your very first sampler. It’s a very sweet idea, and I’m sure she spent a fair amount of time on it (even bad…

OK, look, there’s very few things that get me upset, but that hand stitching is AWFUL. Look at those seams. An invisible stitch isn’t hard, I learned it as a child. And did she even use an embroidery hoop? look at all that puckering!

Race, and racism - explicit and hidden - is a part of everything. Including automotive culture. If you can’t see that, or don’t want to believe that, you’re a part of the problem

Obviously, like everyone reading this, my initial reaction was, “Ew, that’s weird.” And then mumbling to myself about influencers being the worst.

This was fully expected. I am sad that what I consider my one big annual vacation can’t happen this year, and I already miss all the friends from around the globe whom I won’t get to see, but cancelling is the right choice.

The wooden spoon was the item of choice in my household. If mom wasn’t stirring sauces with it but had it in her hands, I knew what time it was. 

One day the world will learn that World’s End is the best of the Cornetto movies.

I had to take a screenshot for prosperity before giving you a star.

I’ve got a great name for them: “Lady A’s Kitchen.”

It’s fine. It’s easier than butter and crisps the bread well. What is it with you people and making these grand, unsupported statements, and acting like you’re doing something profound?

If you just started growing it, patchiness will last a while, as in in a good 6 months. Treat yourself some beard oil to help keep it silky smooth and enjoy the heck out of your new facial hair. EVERYONE looks good with a beard, so I am happy you’re joining team beard.

Basil is pretty much foolproof. I had a $1 planter on my windowsill with some basil seeds, occasionally remembered to water it, and had massive amounts of basil for years.

It’s one of the shows my wife and I watch, and we enjoy trying to guess a: who each person is and b: who is going to be booted off. Kinda removes half the fun if I already have the answer to one of those. I just don’t think it’s that hard to not spoil something basically right in the headline.

I think Gabbard could easily turn this around.

So, I’m going to chime in as that smug jerk who opted out and went to city hall. I get that it’s not for everyone- you celebrate in whatever way feels best to you!- but I had an awesome wedding day that involved exactly no worrying about anyone else’s expectations, and instead just doing stuff that was fun for my…

Perhaps this makes me a bad feminist, butI went to a bridal fair before I got married, and I enjoyed it, I got to spend time with my Mom, and there were lots of free cake samples.

Everyone’s wedding looks the same on Instagram. There’s a barn, church, hotel, museum, beach, or backyard,

Using “Go to bed.” to end all annoying conversations from here on out. 

He looks like a poorly rendered video game character. He’s the uncanny valley come to life. 

This is some Westworld shit