This reminds me of a time when I was going to private school on a basketball scholarship, so nobody thought I could hack it in my non-hoop related classes. This one vengeful English teacher, who liked to bully other kids, never believed I was as smart as I had proven I was time and time again... Especially when it…

I need a conveyance like this to go from sofa to refrigerator and back. Perhaps with a spur that runs into the bathroom.

Random fact— that guy Keith was a bartender in my old town. He’s a douche.

Apparently watching the movie was as painful for the author as it was for me to read this article (was it supposed to be smart? Funny? Self-deprecating? Why is there so much stuff in it? Help!)

my cats’ toe beans smell like corn chips.

Now if only Thor would get an axe

I’m a trans woman, so I am intimately familiar with the struggle of waaaaay too much facial hair. My shaving routine is: use the Kiss My Face line of shaving cream, with a decent new or newish razor. Splash water on your face, the hottest water you can take, then apply the cream. Shave in small areas, being sure to…

I’m so glad he clarified that he was the father of a daughter who was concerned about body image. That changes everything! Plus he’s not the one concerned about body image, guys! It’s his daughter. That’s his inoculation against being called a sexist perv.

Aubrey JAYCE Carroll.

People from across the world have asked me to reply to my cousin regarding his comments, but alas, he and I stopped speaking many years ago after he incessantly mocked my side of the family as nothing more than a watered down version of his own.

Even pets vs. woke kids? For me, that was HARD.

Lawrence and Pratt make a very good couple since both are equally annoying.

A performance by 6ix9ine planned for Staten Island has been canceled. The rapper was to play “the hottest teen party in the US” on March 2 at Eve Ultra Lounge, but the club nixed the performance after it learned that 6ix9ine pleaded guilty to use of a child in a sexual performance in 2015.

Um, where’s the video?

Hahahahahaha.

Sorry guys, I don’t like bichons.

You must be reeeeally confused. Because this story is not about hiring a prostitute.

Yay! After two months, Kinja has stopped being a dick to me and is letting me log in again! In honor of this, here is a collage of my new rescue, Noelle, sporting her beautiful cone of shame.

It would be hard to top Chase Utley’s “World Fucking Champions” after the 2008 World Series victory, but this might’ve done it.

your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.