This reminds me of a time when I was going to private school on a basketball scholarship, so nobody thought I could hack it in my non-hoop related classes. This one vengeful English teacher, who liked to bully other kids, never believed I was as smart as I had proven I was time and time again... Especially when it…

I need a conveyance like this to go from sofa to refrigerator and back. Perhaps with a spur that runs into the bathroom.

Random fact— that guy Keith was a bartender in my old town. He’s a douche.

Apparently watching the movie was as painful for the author as it was for me to read this article (was it supposed to be smart? Funny? Self-deprecating? Why is there so much stuff in it? Help!)

my cats’ toe beans smell like corn chips.

Now if only Thor would get an axe

I guess adults with kids don’t pay attention to differences between PG and PG-13 now.

The snap definitely had the opposite on the non comic fans in the audience. They are fucking devastated, and the kids did not take some of that well. Good stuff. heh

I’m a trans woman, so I am intimately familiar with the struggle of waaaaay too much facial hair. My shaving routine is: use the Kiss My Face line of shaving cream, with a decent new or newish razor. Splash water on your face, the hottest water you can take, then apply the cream. Shave in small areas, being sure to…

I’m so glad he clarified that he was the father of a daughter who was concerned about body image. That changes everything! Plus he’s not the one concerned about body image, guys! It’s his daughter. That’s his inoculation against being called a sexist perv.

Aubrey JAYCE Carroll.

People from across the world have asked me to reply to my cousin regarding his comments, but alas, he and I stopped speaking many years ago after he incessantly mocked my side of the family as nothing more than a watered down version of his own.

Even pets vs. woke kids? For me, that was HARD.

And it wasn’t even a house for himself. It was for his mother, if I recall correctly. Caine had a whole family to support.

Nic Cage films apparently.

So... what does he like working on?

I love your optimism. I really, do.

I hate to break it to people who are waiting for this movie with any kind of anticipation. It’s really, really going to be a shit movie and also will flop at the box office.

I don’t think anyone is waiting for ready player one.

This Artist Loves Static So Much He Drew Him Every Day of Black History Month