Good point. Maybe Canada?

Wow, what part of the country has such kind-spirited people who cooperate like that?

The hockey does not have balls. The hockey has pucks. So you should have said:

Riff Raff? That’s not Riff Raff! Who is this impostor??

I love your dedication to the TJ Maxx clearance rack; it spans across the ages (really just the multiple yoga pants-related posts today, but still).

i will wait till clearance in TJMaxx.

They’re all a bunch of pussies.

Yeah but who wore it better...

Or a To Catch a Predator Holiday Special.

My first take on the shirt erroneously read “Ask me to take Black Friday off”.

i don’t like typing the word pubic ok.

You mean “Exhibit AA.”

I’ll gladly pay the $5. I’d happily pay $7 per box for what they’ve meant to my daughter.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

I’m a fan of the furry keychain. (or as the valet puts it “hey, fuzzy balls”)

Oh god there are already three other “not unusual” jokes. I'll let myself out.

Wouldn’t it be unusual for Tom?

Okay so my dog doesn’t know that he’s like, a German Shepard and he goes up to my cat to like smell him and play and shit. Then this other cat that go like all pissed for some reason at my dog for it. That bitch took a swipe at him and he was all like “why for you smack me little swishy puppy?” While all this was…

A lot of the stuff I read about Ariana annoys me, like how she prefers to be carried and when she licked thkse donuts, but then she makes a comment like that and I love her a little. That little baby is clever, she’s like a baby genius!

I’m sorry I had to ban you for insulting Samoas.