A turtle bumped my leg a few years ago while I was getting out of the water at White Rock beach in Maui, and it was one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. That woman is flat-out crazy.

Wait, she saw a killer turtle and she left her children to be devoured while she saved herself?? At least her kids know where they stand.

She knew what was up. That turtle wanted to get busy! She knew she couldn’t handle all that turtle heat! So she screamed and ran for her life.

I just woke up my entire household. Thanks. I needed that wicked laughter today.

Maybe she saw this

Turtles are too damn cute. How can you freak out when you see a turtle?

Is this the turtle you saw?

Honestly, this sounds terrible, but the first time I heard of the Armenian Genocide was on this show. They aren’t the best people on earth but they do seem genuinely in touch with their heritage...maybe...

If the Kardashians bring more recognition to the Armenian genocide then that is only a good thing, it’s taken a long time to get this far and some allies of Turkey are still avoiding recognising that it was a genocide so they don’t upset Turkey.

You want to know what’s bullshit? The fact that Turkey, absolutely refuses to recognize the killings as a genocide, despite numerous evidence and testimonies showing the mass killings of Ethnic Armenians, and Ottoman Greeks.

I always present Kim kardashian as a surprisingly ideal feminist to my campus groups. She used her body in a way that defies traditional gender norms by doing her sex tape, and was able to use that to her advantage to make millions upon millions of dollars. She is also extremely beautiful, and seems to be socially…

Uggggghhhh. I feel you. Some poses are just not doable if you're a C-cup and up.

that happens to me too!!

"Even as I'm walking out the door, he kept trying to put his hands on me, and I was like, 'No!'"

A while back, I read somewhere fairly reputable (let's say the New York Post) that Justin Bieber is wasting money to the tune of $1 million a MONTH, between the houses and the hangers-on and renting out the Staples Center to take Selena on dumb dates and, worst of all, giving his skanky dad a huge allowance, and his…

I use Internet Explorer. Anything above 1.1 crashes my system.

Supermodels love coke.

*scratch scratch scratch*

Much more entertaining

Personally I don't think I'd want people associating my vagina with the smell of seafood....maybe I'm just not arty enough.