I was wondering that, too. Would it have meant something different if the soup came first?

GET OVER HERE~!

I live in Portland and I have celiac disease. I hate that people in this city do shit like this because they are ruining it for the rest of us. I also don't go to many food carts because it's just not safe for me. Tell your friend she has my permission to slap these people on my behalf.

Sounds like you just had to deal with Sub-Zero.

People have asked me if I'm worried about all the gluten I eat (big wheat eater). My respnse is "No, I'm not allergic."

Friday the 13th.

No, dummies! You're supposed to propose on February 13 to distract your partner from the fact that you didn't get him/her/it anything for Valentine's Day.

Getting divorced on Valentine's Day — now that's an idea I can get behind.

If it's out of your budget (it would CERTAINLY be out of mine), it's time for the friend test.

J Crew bridesmaid dresses are all over ebay, FYI!

Dear lord, he looks exactly like him. Poor sonofabitch.

"Roberts, who has grown close with his dad despite being conceived after the killer raped his mother during an orgy in 1967"

It gets worse: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

You People have a Weird Impression of Germans. Scheisse Porn and Nudity everywhere. It is so not True!

So more like this then....

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

"What are you up to tonight? Watching The Bad Girls Club with your sick cat?"

I have always suspected that all of Yoko Ono's weird tweets really just mean the same thing in Yoko Speak:

I'm confused about your last sentence.

Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on (metaphorically (never actually fuck a horse (they can't consent))), but this really jumped out at me: