Puppy>Kitten>Baby>Dog>Cat>Adult human>Scary clown from It>Ferret

What the hell is this? Why would I want to watch some schmaltzy crap like this? I guess I'll just click play and watch the first couple seconds but I don't OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO TINY I WANT A BABY RIGHT NOW

Is it me, or does Effie Barbie sort of look like Little Orphan Annie crossed with Bernadette Peters in this shot?

Alternatively:

Something that came up in my twitter feed an hour ago,

Ugh, there is nothing fun about vegan cheese. It is made of sadness and disappointment, and possibly rubber.

I even put pulled pork in them this time. And ALL GUYS LOVE PULLED PORK!

NO. I will totally and absolutely go out of my way to bring down the 300 sandwiches lady.

Perfect movie tie-in. 300: Sandwiches.

"Sohn?"

Not a fan of Denise Richards' work, but she's really impressed me in this whole situation–even with this. She believes the boys are in a bad way, a danger to her children and pets, and cannot get them the help she believes they need. It's clear she wants to take care of them properly, but she's going to put the safety…

Why is Gaga doing Romeo Rose cosplay this week?

Honestly, I was not sure how to respond. Thoughts?

I am such a dork, I'd have asked the professor what she would have graded me. Ha.

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

YOU MUST BE...ABORTED.

Blergh, yuck. The worst thing I ever had was that I had a perfectly round cervix.

He's probably all "Jon Snow is cooler". Evil hipster toddlers are the worst.

WTF? NO! They are ALL GREEN! Where the hell are Drogon and Viserion? Geez, even if those things didn't come in different colors, she TOTALLY could've spray painted them or something.

Did LeComte go as Jamie? :)