Woohoo! I have one of my own superheroes :)

I've never bought Vanity Fair before, but I am so buying the Gwynnie issue. VF must be so happy about all the free publicity she is giving them. I just can't wait for the GP smackdown, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

Well, in fairness, Eliza Doolittle is often referred to as the "abortion girl" of My Fair Lady.

There is a house in our neighborhood that gives them out. But the guy also gives a snack size bag of Sun Chips. So I still take my kids. Because I love Sun Chips.

Never forget.

Well, at least we know Josh Romney doesn't have a problem with larger people. As long as he can still FEAST ON THEIR SOULS.

You missed the part where he chose Paul Ryan for VP because he liked his abs. Not kidding.

Hillary's running mate could be a can of tuna fish and I would still vote for her. She's amazing and badass aaaand I might be fangirling a bit....

Part of the reason she retired early was because her husband was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. He died in 2009. I can't hate on her too hard for that.

Let's see...Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Zooey Deschanel, Lena Dunham (though I know she's not popular around here), Ellen Page, Keira Knightley, Kerry Washington, Romola Garai, Ashley Judd, Jane Fonda, Meryl Streep, Natalie Portman, Geena Davis, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett.

OK - So, I really want the 2016 ticket to be Clinton-Booker. Who's with me?

1. Why does anyone still pay any attention to Avril Lavigne's Twitter feed?

Yeah, you lost me at "amazingly talented Bret Easton Ellis..."

Must... not... squee over Jenny McCarthy's costume... Jenny McCarthy is terrible... must not have positive feelings towards Jenny McCarthy-related things.....

Not gonna read it. Not gonna read it.

I only pick up my hoes at Lowe's!

"And campus isn't the only place with hoes. They are everywhere: coffee shops, bars, clubs, grocery stores, malls, etc."

I just came here to write the exact same thing!