I walk slower than my husband so I can be behind and look at

Have. The. Burrito.

It looks like a fancy ghost.

this bodice makes me want to eat dumplings.

$15 Salman Rushdie's eyebrows.

THEY ALL EAT THE GLUTEN!

I'm sorry, I'm a horrible person but I'm really excited for this. GP seems to be an insufferable, out-of-touch, condescending twat.

To be fair, it's much easier for the coroner to determine that a victim was smothered with a vagina. "Murdered by magical vagina" is much harder to detect. I wonder if she doesn't have some kind of super STD though and her power is not bleeding from her eyeballs.

This dude's recurring night terror:

Wait... are you trying to say all white girls look the same???

Dude, the REAL letter is like three times as long as the excerpts I posted. Seriously.

People like you are like MRAs. On every article about fat-shaming, somebody has to chime in with "But people are skinny-shamed too! Being fat isn't the only source of ridicule! Derailment Derailment Derailment". It's like how every article about women being raped is met with comments by MRAs "Men get raped too, you…

Thank goodness she took the test. We need more women in computer science, and would get by just fine without any more cheerleaders.

Next stunt, offensive cat:

I didn't know they had gold lamé in prehistoric times. Way to ruin my suspension of disbelief.

Bo money Bo problems

I SHUT THE BEDROOM WINDOW BUT NOW THE RACCOONS ARE UNDER THE BED!

another proud day for me to be a transgender woman and gamer.

Man us gamers sure are a welcoming and friendly crowd right? I totally can't ever see a reason why women or homosexuals or transgendered are ever in fear of being an open part of this community...