you normally add a lot of talc powder, because you need something to help slide you into it.

I hear you - my dad passed this month and everything has been FUCK THIS FUCK THAT for me.

Why do we need to bring pugs into this?!

OK, but what if you have a weird shaped head?

BUZZKILL - my dad died last week and seeing this coffin is making me really miserable. Thanks 17-year-old kid.

latex are rarely lined, however, it’s very common to powder yourself and them prior to putting them on, then gloss up the latex. I find it really uncomfortable, but other people really like that binding sensation (my sister is a latex designer and yes it is awkward).

THE OCD JOKES ARE THE WORST.

For starters - I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE STILL HERE!

I have OCD+GAD (all the alphabet). They both suck, but are luckily manageable with medication.

Statements, New York 1999, my first book, whose two parts I wrote when I was 17 and 19 years old, respectively. It deals mainly with issues of ethics, aesthetics, and the philosophy of history. It also contains my first critique of academia.

Jelly sandals were back this past summer. It was a city full of swamp feet here in Philly.

So let’s just get to the heart of the matter: they poop, like, all the time, right?

It took me way to long to figure how what you mean, because I read it as “the mom being poked.”

Swizzle stick is a drink stirrer. Clearly you mean Twizzle (or even worse, red vine...)

Santa in the background does NOT approve of your shit, Durham.

IDK, if I was there, and I had starved myself to fit into some fancy dress, I’d be throwing money at those girls so I could get as many thin mints as I could carry.

Wait, she’s having her friend take all of these pictures???

My husband’s last name is Finger and I use it all the time. He hates/loves it.

This just made your first comment even better. All the stars.

My hero = you.