You can buy my preserved tears of terror from watching Return to Oz for like a tenth of that price...
You can buy my preserved tears of terror from watching Return to Oz for like a tenth of that price...
I mixed rum + pineapple + bourbon and I am pretending it’s a tiki drink. ALSO I want to mix this with a good candy bar...
Can it become a horror movie just so they can call it Trap or Treat?
Lindsey Lohan is all of us when we were 19-years-old and in front of the display of cubic zirconia rings at Kohl’s.
Wait is that a Tiger Woods joke?
Can somebody explain why she uses a golf club during her shows? Is there a song about putt-putt?
THIS. Expect to burst into tears about dumb shit you never thought twice about, like mittens.
That’s my drug of choice (when I am hyperventilating over whether or not I should get a burrito which is a real thing I have had panic attacks over)!
as somebody with anxiety (like legit, a doctor gave me a note kind, not I read about it on tumblr kind), I can pretty much say you can’t die of anxiety or panic attacks.
A few years ago, when my boyfriend and I were doing some spring cleaning, I realized my favorite shirt got sent to the thrift store. I was super upset as I LOVED that shirt and would wear it at least once a week.
#IstandwithRusteyrantMongagers
Wait. what?
Wait. Does Gaga dye her eyebrows? Why would anyone do that?
TURTLE STORY:
This seems like a good time to bring back my turtle story....
When I got married, the photographer we were originally going to used told me I had to spend all morning taking photos like this; then some more during the cocktail hour.
The hardest moment of my LIFE: picking between the bottle opener and the pizza cutter.
I thought because it was giving people vertigo...
I hope you’re being serious, because I totally do this for nail polish and tights.