Is “making gravy” anything like pegging?

It’s like the 90’s, white people dreads, and nudity had a boring threeway.

I tried to wipe off my screen for several seconds before I realized it was something on his forehead.

My mom never packed me a #yumbox.

I totally would have bought that encyclopedia (says the lady who got told not to buy a copy of the Serial Killer Encyclopedia by her husband because she has “enough creepy stuff”).

LIKE ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE OF THAT QUOTE.

I am insensitive to his art, anyway: he’s a mime and calls his body his “instrument,” and cannot tolerate one iota of mime-bashing.

I see what you did there.

One million stars for this.

I like that this is just a bourbon fruit salad (yes my fruit salads only contain mangoes)

Haunted house AND bar? That would get me to finally visit the south....

I LOVE COCO, TOO!

I am normallyTeam Dog, but those big kitty meows wore me down.

I have a friend who would love this. She would reminisce about her high school and college boyfriends all. The. Time.

I was legit sad when it seemed that they were going to break up! Now I am like 100% more happy that they are going to be parents. Also, cannot wait for photos of Maximus and Spartacus with the baby. YES I KNOW THE NAMES OF THEIR DOGS.

We had one of our first dates at the Mutter and I told Mr stalecake that I would love to get married there one day. So the day after he proposed we agreed that was the only place to do it (also because having it at Eastern State was out since you can’t have your reception there).

I only agreed to get married if: A - we got married at the Mutter, B - food would be tacos and mac and cheese, and C - I didn’t have to plan anything, because I am hella lazy. If it was up to me, we would still be unwed because ugh there was so much paper work.

I wish. I tried to convince them to let us use the hand of a neurofibromatosis patient as a decoration for our table, since my husband also has that disease, but they said no. :(

Well, until the open bar near the autopsy tables starts to get everyone liquored up...

We got married at the Mutter Museum which is filled with parts of dead people; does that count?