we still have Bigfoot, right?

Why is everyone upset over the mint when nobody is complaining about the half and half? Am I the only lactose intolerant person on this site? [weeps into her dinner of cereal and soy milk]

So...the lesson it to teach dudes not to be dicks.

Aw, thanks!

When I finally went to a doctor for my depression and anxiety, he told me one of the best things I could do in the short term was watch puppy videos. This was when I had actually given up on life so much, I wouldn’t even brush my hair in the morning, just tie it into a sad pile of follicles on top my head which often…

Any red for Easy, Dumb Reading with a fun Twist? I’m not going on vacation this year so I need something light and fun to read in local park with my six pack (of beer, not abs). A plus if it has a cocktail/bar theme.

WAIT. Is you last name really Finger? Because my husband’s name is Finger. I am going to pretend you’re family now.

Have no fear, the turtle was about 15 feet from us, so he was totally safe from the woman’s arm flails due to turtle-fear.

As an Armenian, I just want to give you a huge freaking THANK YOU for adding these comments to the thread. Most people have no clue where the country is , and many have never even heard about the genocide.

I have a story to add to this:

I'm middle eastern so almost the second the TSA sees me, they pull me aside for the extra security check (hair check, wiping down things with that magic paper stuff check, judging the snacks/underwear I packed in my carry-on check).

I've walked out of a yoga studio wishing it would burn to the ground sometimes. After I nearly suffocated myself in my boobs because of too many shoulder stands, I was ready.

Spending $1 million a month is insane to me. I mean, right now I am getting excited about being able to buy some new yoga pants at the end of the month and MAYBE a teeshirt. Little spoiled brat.

I get that he has more money than all of Delaware, but why does this jerkamo keep getting pets? Which one of his handlers says yes to this?!

fun fact! I am on a train right now and Amtrak is resisting only two of these dick pics.

My mom made my husband sleep in separate rooms until we got married, even though we had been living together for 6 years.

Whatever. It's a wine post, so I get to use my favorite wine gif.

This is clearly a "having none of your shit" face. Bro trying to kiss her, back off.

aw yeah! I couldn't afford the real thing, but I had a sweet pair of knock offs, which I made even sweeter with adding an Underdog patch to them. I was so hip. And by hip I mean tragically unhip.

This would be blown up, framed, and hanging above my mantel if this was at my wedding. I adore this picture.