I am normallyTeam Dog, but those big kitty meows wore me down.
I have a friend who would love this. She would reminisce about her high school and college boyfriends all. The. Time.
I was legit sad when it seemed that they were going to break up! Now I am like 100% more happy that they are going to be parents. Also, cannot wait for photos of Maximus and Spartacus with the baby. YES I KNOW THE NAMES OF THEIR DOGS.
We had one of our first dates at the Mutter and I told Mr stalecake that I would love to get married there one day. So the day after he proposed we agreed that was the only place to do it (also because having it at Eastern State was out since you can’t have your reception there).
I only agreed to get married if: A - we got married at the Mutter, B - food would be tacos and mac and cheese, and C - I didn’t have to plan anything, because I am hella lazy. If it was up to me, we would still be unwed because ugh there was so much paper work.
I wish. I tried to convince them to let us use the hand of a neurofibromatosis patient as a decoration for our table, since my husband also has that disease, but they said no. :(
Well, until the open bar near the autopsy tables starts to get everyone liquored up...
We got married at the Mutter Museum which is filled with parts of dead people; does that count?
we still have Bigfoot, right?
Why is everyone upset over the mint when nobody is complaining about the half and half? Am I the only lactose intolerant person on this site? [weeps into her dinner of cereal and soy milk]
So...the lesson it to teach dudes not to be dicks.
Aw, thanks!
When I finally went to a doctor for my depression and anxiety, he told me one of the best things I could do in the short term was watch puppy videos. This was when I had actually given up on life so much, I wouldn’t even brush my hair in the morning, just tie it into a sad pile of follicles on top my head which often…
Any red for Easy, Dumb Reading with a fun Twist? I’m not going on vacation this year so I need something light and fun to read in local park with my six pack (of beer, not abs). A plus if it has a cocktail/bar theme.
WAIT. Is you last name really Finger? Because my husband’s name is Finger. I am going to pretend you’re family now.
Have no fear, the turtle was about 15 feet from us, so he was totally safe from the woman’s arm flails due to turtle-fear.
As an Armenian, I just want to give you a huge freaking THANK YOU for adding these comments to the thread. Most people have no clue where the country is , and many have never even heard about the genocide.
I have a story to add to this:
I'm middle eastern so almost the second the TSA sees me, they pull me aside for the extra security check (hair check, wiping down things with that magic paper stuff check, judging the snacks/underwear I packed in my carry-on check).