does he have patio furniture instead of an actual indoor dining table? I may be showing my privilege but no part of me wants to sit on a metal chair with a beach towel thrown over it.

When you're gonna party with 14-year-olds, you gotta be prepared.

"hunger crankies"

If I went to a wedding with sponsors, I would be hard pressed to buy them a gift...

Me at lunchtime w/burrito.

Yes. I approve of this after that whole horrible "knotting" post.

wtf did i just read.

Sorry, not sorry, I'm going to still order my soy lattes no matter what is right or wrong with soy milk. I'd rather be seen as uncool than curl up in the fetal position for hours while my body mocks me for attempting to digest lactose (stupid fucking ice cream hating body).

They're working on the teeth thing.

After I had teeth pulled (and woke up), I demanded we go to TGIFridays. I drooled blood everywhere and fell asleep in the booth before I could even get my brownie sundae.

Thankfully, LEGO has made little skirts that fit over the legs or just printed a skirt pattern onto the legs so the female minifigs can now do leg stuff (yay for sitting on tiny chairs!) without having that giant slope brick.

Yes!!!! And I loved she had those awful bangs because it was exactly like my haircut when I was little.

Feeling RAM click in place is one of the most satisficing moments ever. Much higher up that plugging in a SATA cable because I never can tell if that's all the way in or not.

*pushes nerd glasses up* As somebody who still actively collects LEGO, I am kind of amused by all the complaints about the female hourglass curve. I've played with LEGO since I could steal my older brothers, and I was always upset that he only had "boy" minifigs, basic square guys. When my parents bought me my own…

The On-a-Budget-but-Nobody-Cares Wedding! We did everything on a budget, so we could get the location we wanted: Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. Luckily with all the medical specimens around, nobody complained about the chintzy food, or lack of floral decorations.

I had just gotten off the phone with my mom, after learning that my father had to go in for an emergancy bypass. I was hysterical crying, and a total mess. My roommate came home from (another) shopping spree, and asked me what was wrong. When I explained to her, hoping for a little bit of human compassion, she…

I have never been on acid (because it sounds like a long and somewhat tedious experience)

I'm starving because when I saw it, I could only think, whoa that's the size of a cheesesteak!

I was all laughing and enjoying this article then the last part hit way too close to home and I started to cry at work.

flames. flames on the side of my face right now.