someone was working the stacks

I'm also one of the few in the Pro-Kim camp.

My mom actually owns a giant wool cape from Abercrombie she bought in the 1970's, when they used to be a sporting good kind of place.

Whoa whoa whoa, where is all that ice cream going/can I have some?

HOW DOES HE LIVE?!

I bet you hate peas and "Anything with the word "sprouts" in it (bean, alfalfa, brussels, etc.)."

Can we all, for a moment, realize this woman is getting married to a man who hates avacodos and mushrooms?! If that isn't a BACK AWAY warning, I do not know what is.

This article made me laugh, cry, look at my tiny bank account, then cry again. Also, just an FYI, you can easily pick up brass knuckle iPhone covers for under $5 on ebay.

YES. Men in eyeliner. I'm with you!

If I had a few more minutes, I'd find a good slow clap gif for this, because it is exactly what I think about the whole thing. And now back to my coffee and bagel.

Going through their "antimodel" roster just makes me really sad that 90's fashion has come back. I ditched me chunky heels and velvet babydoll dress with glee; why is all that now back!?

I also thought that was Daenerys! "Where are my dragons and pastel hair dye?!"

Random body related things give me the dry heaves, and I couldn't get through half of this article without gagging.

YES. MORE PIE GIFS PLEASE. #teampie4eva

Ever sneeze while shaving? :(

As an Armenian, I stand with you in hairy solidarity.

Lots of people are married to Jesus, or at least make him the third wheel in the relationship, so maybe it was an open marriage?

I have a feeling that anti-ice cream mom was behind this.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/19/din…

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one who thought that!