“but our towns, suburbs, and cities choked with six-lane quasi-highways are really unpleasant places to walk.”

Pfft. Selling things is so 2010s. 

Just as some perspective, the current market cap for Ford, who actually builds and sells automobiles, is $52B.

I’m gonna go YOLO on naked calls.

JK, I like having a wife and a house.

International Harvester - They spent decades making pick-up trucks, and what would eventually called SUVs, but went out of business in 1980 just before the SUV craze hit in the mid-80s.

unless crazy cheap.

I’ll shove a pineapple up there for...half?

The Ford “Police Interceptor” badge tells you all you need to know. Run, don’t walk, away from this. 

“when complete”.  Call me then.  Not before.

Don’t feel bad. It’s ok to be wrong.

We have one of each at home (and a fugly E60). The E34 is also a beautiful car and I sometimes wonder if it’s better than the E39, but it lacks a bit of presence and timelessness when put side-to-side. People don’t notice a clean E34 as much as a clean E39 from what I’ve seen.

Probably the most beautiful sedan ever made. And I say probably and not definitely because the E38 is right up there.

Because journalism. 

This needed a Fancy Kristen writeup....😪

Jalopnik is infamous of excluding photos of whatever is most important to the article.

The MR2 Spyder is more fun than a Miata both when driven and when stationary.

It’s the Prius for sure.

*next Elon expo*

Houses in this part of the country can’t even have basements b/c the water table is so high. Good luck building a tunnel 50 feet underground.