Great article...but what pisses me off about these things is that I’m always hearing about them after the fact. I want to get caught up in a massive ARG, but I always miss my chance.

...or is this article “exposing the truth” just a front for what’s really going on?

I always thought Acura Legend was a bit much...

I thought the argument about alcohol in mouthwash was that it makes your breath smell worse by drying out your mouth and encouraging bacterial growth...like why your breath after a few drinks is so bad. This "oral cancer" thing is new to me.

I thought the argument about alcohol in mouthwash was that it makes your breath smell worse by drying out your mouth…

It's a house for ants to go home to after studying at the Zoolander Institute for Kids Who Can't Read Good

It kinda looks like a smaller, "frenchier" version of The Homer

GT Beginning Vegata looks like Randy Marsh.

Given that Han is good friends with Lando (and look how that turned out), I’m willing to bet that this is just another one of his acquaintances that turns out to be not 100% on the money when it comes to telling the truth.

And it wears him out.

Gotta say, that’s a pretty effective ad. Simple, but meaningful.

Aye...the code

Also...Vietnam was a draw.

What’re you talking about? We made off with a sweet anthem that was totally cribbed from a British drinking song. That’s winning in my book. #Murica

The only cartoon character that robot looks like while it’s walking is Disco Stu.

Yeah...this class was ok, but I'm going to wait for the SQL.

You know what would've been better? A monorail. It worked for Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Putin says its clock speed is 5 GHz...so it is 5 GHz

Get a cam, a mic, and some catchphrases, and start playing any one of them. Money in the BANK, son.

Hmmm...thought PT would be on here.

It’s called a port-wine stain, and it could be indicative of a very serious syndrome. No making the fun!

No mention of Synergy until the end, and it's to something off camera....My guess it's gonna be a plug for the Apple Watch.