There are...FOUR...LIGHTS

fantastically played.

It always bothered me that Man-at-Arms (Duncan) had a mustache on the show (and in the movie for crying out loud!), but the toy was sans mustache; yes, I was OCD as a kid, too.

I don't know what punches me in the gut more - Big Bird's reaction to the concept of death or seeing that everyone is genuinely crying.

I'm upset that there isn't any mention of the sequel: Part Deus Ex Machina

I think you're right about the fact the Mike has at least paid some sort of price for his terrible behavior...

You do need to, however, mention the time when Mike got into an accent, leapt out of the car, and punched an innocent bystander straight in the nuts. Something about that story just makes me giggle.

Metal Gear Solid: The Kojima Incident

Use this certificate I'm giving you to go to a site to check system update versions.

It's 'brains'...'Gungans don't have brains'

That makes sense coming from an obviously protozoa person. Us on the antizoa side say it's a virus.

Surprised you picked Twisted Metal 1 over TM 2.

It does not surprise me in the least that MD and VA are 34 and 37, respectively...although, I think those rankings would change if the surveys happened during rain or snow.

This is perfect on so many levels. *Tips hat respectfully

It is called re-booting because it describes the act of repeatedly taking your boot to the PC that just crashed for the umpteenth time while I was TRYING TO WRITE THIS DOCUMENT.

LSDCam

Perhaps Vulvachamp FC will pick him up.

Labiaconqueror...?

Damn allergies...

Appointments at Threading places is gonna go through the roof.

...and here's another one of Fallon and Sanz

*burp*