Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

He gave us Sarah Palin, which helped birth the Tea Party, which helped get us into the current travesty that is our national politics. I hope he had the fortune to die peacefully, but I’m not shedding any tears.

I’ll start

yeah man this actually gave me chills. pretty powerful to read about someone’s own family disowning him for his horribleness. 

My cat’s named Schrodinger. And that’s either the best cat name or it isn’t.

James Gunn TOLD HIS EMPLOYER about the old tweets when he first got the job. He explained what the intent was and didn’t hide it. Why the fuck are they firing him NOW? This shit is so wild. 

Not to mention she’s literally mostly made by plastic surgeons now.

I feel like buying something from Old Navy....

Oprah is absolutely the definition of self-made. 

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

my problematic opinion is that despite his terrible politics, he is hot

If she’s the lead actress, they probably organize shoots in such a way where she can parachute in, do her scenes, and get out in as little time as possible. It’s entirely possible she was disconnected from the set and the other cast and crew enough to not notice anything.

Any time I hear a rumor about my co-worker, I always drop what I’m doing and don an Encyclopedia Brown cap to begin my own internal investigation, to be pursued until the bitter end.

STOP

I almost hate don jr more than the trump himself. He is just so, so aggressively stupid and so fucking pleased with himself. I follow this account on twitter called trump alert which follows all the trump’s twitter accounts, and shows what tweets they like or retweets, and his is nonstop with promoting alt right super…

Hey, if the pro-forced birthers thinks harassing women entering seeking a medical abortion is protecting fetal rights (over the woman’s rights), surely harassing the director of a gub’mint child trafficking scheme by protesting violations of rights of living, breathing children should be no problem.

I want there to be a different explanation every week:

I can’t function anymore. I feel like this is a really bad dream that I can’t pull myself out of. It’s so hard to be going through your own shit while our country is falling apart. PLEASE TRANSPORT ME BACK TO 5 YEARS AGO. I beg of you.

The part that people are still missing is that vcs knowingly & willingly fund first time CEOs who are easily manipulated into breaking the law for ROI and willing the take the fed fall. Holmes, deserves to be held accountable, as do the vcs that keep funding startup fraud. Uber’s old CEO Kalanick better buckle up,…