idiocracyisadocumentary
IdiocracyisaDocumentary
idiocracyisadocumentary

I am not willing to do anything for this gown, thanks for asking. There’s no way I could find a bra that would work for my massive cans. And if I could find a bra, this dress looks like it would give me a serious uniboob.

Nah, I wouldn’t do much. I’m old, fat, already married and lead a lifestyle that does not require couture.

The biggest revelation on the lead story is that Joy Behar is 75. Who knew!

“Some of them heard their children screaming for them in the next room,” congresswoman Pramila Jayapal told the Washington Post of immigrant women held in a federal prison facility who had been separated from their children. “Not a single one of them had been allowed to say goodbye or explain to them what was

I adore her, I’m very happy for them and their beautiful wedding but there’s something a little anticlimactic about looking at wedding pictures of a bride that looks every bit that beautiful on every other day of the week.

I didn’t say it was necessary. I said it was useful. And frankly, there were places where Obama failed and probably having some executive experience would have benefited him. Being a corporate executive is entirely different, so yes, I think Trump is bad in part because he has zero experience in anything related to

I fervently dislike Cuomo, but I feel like the past eighteen months has really put a damper on the whole “hey let’s elect celebrities to public office, that should work well” thing.

Nixon has some great ideas but I think she’d be completely out of her element when it comes to the management skill necessary to be governor. I know she’s done some advocacy work, but honestly I don’t think she’s really prepared for the job. I just hope she pushes Cuomo left.

Be still my 2018 heart. That man can still get it.

Wrong. He will fall in love with me and we’ll get married for real.

They’re both so appealingly shopworn and shaggy. I have a crush on both of them.

Yes, it 100% can happen in “civilized parts of the world.” Germany considered themselves civilized at the time. America thought it was civilized when it started Japanese internment camps, and people currently think we’re civilized as we’re throwing immigrants into detention centers, sometimes purposefully separating

What’s happening in the world where a 26-year graduate student is so helpless?

Pshhh. What’s wrong with alcoholic candy?

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Are people like Maggie Haberman secret right wing shills

Someone said something about John McCain trying to put lipstick on a pig back in 2008’s election, and the response from the right was Sarah Palin screaming about “He called me a pig! That’s sexist!” These are bad-faith actors who are attempting to use their better’s civility against them.

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

I figure if it comes from The Intercept, and especially Greenwald, it’s a Russian op.