I think they are popular because they provide an aesthetic the restaurant wants, but also are uncomfortable enough to keep people moving and keep their turn over numbers high

But how did Dawson and Booker wind up dating?

Counterpoint: any time you have a chance to date Rosario Dawson, you fucking take it. It's more important than getting to be president.

FBI does that to everyone they address. It’s probably more to prevent her from suicide than protecting themselves.

My bad vibe is more from the entire institution of the monarchy, the ridiculous set of rules that the people in the family are meant to live by, and the sheer stupidity of anyone who chooses to be a part of all that.

Not to paint too broad of a brush stroke here, but a lot of “creatives” I know aren’t exactly the most analytically minded people.

When I first heard the story my initial reaction was that it sounded exactly like what someone in Hollywood thinks a hate crime looks like, but I was willing to give him the benefit of the…

1) people you don’t know might be quicker to rat you out. Kind of hard to put this thing on Craigslist

It also got out of control when every idiot in Hollywood and Congress started tweeting about the case. Funny how so many people correctly doubted this story from the start, but no one in Hollywood was smart enough to figure it out..

Hulu keeps trying to foist this upon me. I’ve been resisting. Seventh grade was the most awkward year of my life (although it was a bit before 2000).  I might just give this a try. 

This is why we need the 70% marginal tax rate on income over $10M that AOC has been talking about—lessen the number of fucking yachts on which art can live and be sprayed with milky breakfast cereal.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Lyle Lovett’s kind and sweet-tempered personality really comes through during his performances. I’ve seen him several times and often wish he had married me instead of Julia Roberts in the 90s. Dear reader, I would never have left him!

Yep, her character is the only one who made it out of that movie without utterly humiliating herself. I don’t get how so many people are all SHE WAS SO MEEEEEEEEEAN TO ANDREW. He was a fucking creep! AND SHE WAS A NEWLYWED WHO LOVED HER HUSBAND, ASSHOLES.

I’m grumbling here because KK’s breakout role was the bestie in Bend It Like Beckham. I mean.

Herculaneum for the sightseeing win.

I want him to have a massive stroke and be bedridden and unable to communicate for years while he has to watch as his asshole children bicker endlessly and make terrible decisions on his behalf. “No, I get the gold bedpan!” “He likes me best, I should get it!”

I relapsed after 10 years of sobriety the day the elections results came back.  I shit you not, I was recovering from a back surgery, realized Donald Fucking Trump was going to be the POTUS.  My mind began to fragment and the only thing I could think of was to take a few pain pills to blot out this new reality.  I was…

From Woody Allen’s perspective as someone who has made a very lucrative career writing about grown men being sexually attracted to teenagers and just-barely-of-age adults

Having known Maynard peripherally for 30 years I can say two things with absolute certainty:

Everyone involved this story,(including, especially, and everlastingly Maureen Dowd) is hot garbage.