It was down for at least an hour, so lucky that you only caught the tail end 

I’d like to think that the “I’ll entertain future appeals” bit is code for “You filed this completely wrong, and are arguing a precedent I can’t grant. But holy shit you have options here, do better next time and give me a legal argument I can actually sign off on”

In fairness, Spears isn’t just shooting in a veto, she’s asking for them to make her current conservator permanent. So it’s sorta the same logic - if this person was good enough for the court to act in the role already, why can’t they be the longer term option...

I’m about to post something pretty long, but it’s really important info for how Kotaku is engineered in an inaccessible way, to a degree. Because I think there’s actually a deeper, coding solution needed, not just captioning.

Oh yeah, pecans are awesome.

shady, shady, shady link practices then.

I expected vodka to be gross here.

Your kids won’t eat apple pie?! You need to reevaluate how you’re raising them.

I think you may want to have the copy editors skim through this one... It feels like it may have published preemptively. There are multiple places where the verb is missing from the sentence.

“Do they sleep” is probably the single most profound commentary on the MMO player in 2020, ha!

A. Obligatory “fuck slideshows”

Dear Kotaku, why is this random article from 2008 on my kotaku homepage.

If you have skipped this entire console generation I’m SO excited for you in the next one, given the backwards compatibility, if you go PS5.

Looks like the FF7R deal sold out.

Looks like the FF7R deal sold out.

Actually, yeah, that’s fair.

The question is “should” you.

Should you buy a new console or wait, a decision matrix:

Is this your first time on a kotaku article? This might not be the site for you 

Isn’t the base Destiny 2 game free now?

Interesting, thanks!