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You stop being mean to my BFF Tina Fey right this instant! She did the best she could, mmmkay?

to be fair all white people seem the same to me.

So 4chan is kinda like the Donald Trump of the internet; A never ending stream of loathsome bullshit?

Young, sexually frustrated white men are the real terrorists in this country. fuck man...

“What if our customers found out?”

Ok, but what if he made my sandwich, then made a cut in his mouth, prechewed my sandwich, and gave it back to me???

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! I’M BORED AND LONELY AND I’M GOING TO SHOUT INFLAMMATORY THINGS ON GOSSIP WEBSITES IN THE HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL DISAGREE WITH ME AND FILL THE ACHING VOID WITHIN. ALSO CAN SOMEONE BRING ME CHIPS? CHIPS WILL HELP FILL THE VOID. CHIPS AND RAGE. GUYS, I’M REALLY HUNGRY AND IT’S PAST MY BEDTIME.

I’m pretty sure we all know the answer to that question.

Look on the bright side, Subway. We stopped talking about what you may or may not have known about your former spokesman. That’s something.

no i’m pretty sure that’s the inside of a ps3. vaginas look very different. have you ever seen one?

Those folks can get preferential seating if they can first get a camel through the eye of a needle.

Cavuto: At least I have a brain to take over. My point is —

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

Mac and Cheese. Fried Okra.

It’s a painting shirt.... fuck off

Because to some, it’s not about what Ahmed acutally did, it’s about President Obama, Hillary Clinton, etc supporting him - those dumbocrats all got hustled by a 14 year old Arab (because to them all Muslims are Arabs and many can’t find Sudan on a map).

Ok, I’m going to be objective here. Sure, if you just glanced at the clock, I could see how you’d wonder if it was a bomb.

that song is where i learned the term “it’s a gas” (rhymes with ass!) and definitely learned what plastic surgery was BEFORE i figured out what “it’s a gas” meant