please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

Yes. I read your commend and then looked up “shootings prevented by armed citizens” and came to a Buzzfeed article called “9 Potential that were stopped by someone with a personally owned firearm” and...people still died. Even when “just” the attacker dies, it’s still a tragedy and an absolute failure on the part of…

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

If talk of teachers being armed didn’t break your spirit I don’t know what will.

I don’t want to live in a world where people think that NEWS REPORTERS should be armed.

Let’s not talk about the killer’s motive here. MOTIVE DOES NOT MATTER.

There is a story sitting in my google docs involving a man who reaches over the sneezeguard and actually puts his finger in the thing he wants.

I wonder did the guy look like this?

Umm...excuse me...? I think you mean “pigglio grigglio.”

I grew up on a farm and we raised sheep so I do know about sheep.

I definitely understand and apologize. Let me go get the manager.

In all seriousness if my mother had seen something like this while taking me to move-in day at college ANY year, she would have pulled the car around in a heartbeat. I can’t imagine how sickening seeing something like this would be for a parent, which is why I suspect this won’t just be swept under the rug - I suspect…

I hate it when pictures of me go viral.

I was expecting the story to end with them not paying.

I had a customer once that told me, upon sitting down, that she was vegan. No problem, it was California and I was used to that. The thing was, our pizza dough used honey (probably because the sweeter dough when combined with the metric ton of sugar used in the marinara created a pizza more like candy than food). We…

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above…

“Fortunately, we had a pretty good relationship with the local cops (again, this was Canada, not America, so all the young cops had Women’s Studies degrees and wanted to help poor people and shit). “

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.