Hahahahaha beat me to it.

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

I have a super secret life-hack for when I eat at McDonalds. I get extra ketchup and mustard, and then... I put them on my burger. It’s amazing and everyone should try it.

YAY YES THANK YOU

The same thing happened with me with Friends...

IMPORTANT:

Kumail isn’t wrong....

Welfare Caseworker =/= mean that I enable lazy people and give them your hard earned tax dollars.

This casting makes our hearts hurt a little bit, and I’m sure you know why... [snip]

If sex can ‘just happen” why did I never get laid in high school?

I remember the sex ed being more informative in the 4th and 5th grades, due to mandatory a HIV/AIDS education rule, when the school felt no one was having sex. But high school sex ed terrible.

I learned more from late night TV about Sex Ed then I ever learned from school or my parents. "Ok, so Monica and Rachel are fighting over condoms. Is that the same as Elaine's diaphragm that came flying out a party? No, wait, I think this different somehow."

First, you start kissing and then hands start roaming and then, oops! Sex just kind of happens!”

Lack of sex education leads to chlamydia outbreak.

Oh, COME ON. Imagine the infection rates if kids were given the manual for how to have sex that comprehensive sex ed supplies. Next thing you know you’ll be saying that the HPV vaccine doesn’t promote promiscuity.

Getting involved in a physical relationship with someone can be like the pot of boiling water. First, you start kissing and then hands start roaming and then, oops! Sex just kind of happens!” you’ve scalded yourself horribly!