“Fuck You.”

You are correct. The Kentucky Derby was MADE for Johnny Weir.

Happy Birthday Becks.

Scary Spice wasn’t there? Then it doesn’t count. The only Spice Girl who is allowed to not show up to a Spice Girls reunion is Ginger, for reasons I still discuss weekly with my therapist.

Man, for some reason the Gawker commenters just could NOT with Johnny Weir’s outfit. I was (unpleasantly) surprised. It’s the Kentucky Derby! You’re supposed to be overdressed in a way that indicates you may be a kooky, drunken aging socialite. Godspeed, Johnny! Godspeed.

Is this you?

Looks a lot like an #eggplant (happy Friday)

Awesome. The religious right already think anybody who supports reproductive rights is a satanist so I might as well financially support them as well. We’re all witches, ladies!

8. Beachy waves

LOVE this!

The regrettable influence of Justin Bieber.

Good job it was put in, frankly without the eye roll the whole thing would be a bit unbelievable.

tell me more, I used to cyber and RP sex on text-based muds. i can write a penis in vagina narrative very well

Sorry, EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD, I’ll never read anything funnier than the phrase “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”

What a pile of garbage. Also when people threaten suicide to manipulate I am a firm believer of calling 9-1-1 every time they try it. I find that to be such a disgusting way of trying to get your way. Fuck you dude.

In 2005, Keaton, then married and 41, started an affair with his teenage daughter’s 19-year old roommate, “JD.” When they broke up in 2008, Keaton started calling JD obsessively and leaving voicemails, which sounded like this:

Yes. Probably while living in her beautiful apartment and sending her kids to expensive schools, and thanking god she can still have money while not doing 8 shows a week constantly.

Hates talking about it. Happy what it did for her bank account.

1. His eyes were scary vacant.