“Orphans don’t have parents.”
About the only time I see this phenomenon being discussed in popular culture-albeit obliquely— is in horror movies, one of the biggest arbiters of our fears in modern times.
For those of you wondering, my husband, Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer and I are doing wonderfully. We've recently welcomed two children, Snap Bracelet and Sticker Earrings and we are just over the moon, me and my husband Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer. Life couldn't be better with him, my real life…
He peed on someone. At least one person. I know this for a fact.
He would've saved himself a lot of time if he'd just said-
"Hey, this is Jacks and I want to do butt stuff."
That's not true. Pets get vaccinations.
There's no proof that microchips cause vaccines. Duh.
They won't vaccinate, but they'll microchip?
Welcome to the future 2015, where pets are treated like children and children are treated like pets.
make mine a cab and I'll sign up for your program