I took the original poster's comment as sarcasm - "the planet is FakePhysician" and lumping him in with the group - not as saying that Dr. Phil was passing himself off as a physician, actually. As much as I dislike the guy, I don't think he's ever passed himself off as a physician. At least as far as I know. I am…

Dr. Phil has a PhD in clinical psychology but is no longer licensed to practice psychology. Per the, ahem, ever-accurate Wikipedia, his Texas license is listed as retired, and he claims that he has retired from psychology. Further, he has claimed that he has made it clear that his work does not involve the practice…

ToyTalk has said parents can opt to receive daily or weekly e-mails that allow them to access the audio files of their child's conversations with Hello Barbie.

Yes.

That Dr. Phil. Always trying to help people while the camera happens to be rolling.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

She ate my pet guinea pig alive.

I'd just go full Kanye all the damn time with these assholes.

They just released a clip of her caught in the 'nado. Apparently Rick Perry also stars in the film:

It's a Simpsons quote that mocks Bill Cosby. A glorious instance of "barely having to satirize."

Sharknados are God's judgment on us for allowing the gays to gay-marry.

"She will play a character named Michelle Bachman. Her character will be an outspoken critic of Shark N.A.T.O. an international organization created to deal with the increasing threat of Selachimorpha / meteorological phenomena. She opposes Shark N.A.T.O. and would prefer that U.S. dollars stay in the U.S. to fight…

Laugh all you want. The jury is still out over the science regarding sharknados.

If she doesn't get eaten I'm gonna be pissed.

This tweet is the equivalent of the going to the moon speech by JFK for this generation.

Yes, if they are too dumb to understand the difference between "N—-er" used by a bus full of white people ad "N—-a" used in a song by a black artist then I do not even begin to know how to explain this to them.

Got into an argument last week because my husband put mayo in the mashed potatoes he made for us and he didn't say anything until after I'd eaten it.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.