Dakota Johnson

Vanderpump Rules "star" Jax Taylor thinks George Clooney could do much better than wife Amal Clooney.

I feel like I was the only person cutting them a break on the Kent State mistake, since it was pretty obviously the usual splotched garbage with a little extra red dye. But this? C'mon, this is so obvious that anyone with two pennies in their head knows what it is.

And this was not a case of a white man hunting down brown people

Following up on some replies to other comments, I can't tell you how much it infuriates me that when a white dude murders, he's "clearly insane" or "mentally damaged." When a Muslim murders, it's clearly their hateful religion.

Please, Snoop Lion. We need a song called "Aggravated Pimping." NEED.

I have the same feeling about past me and future me is very condescending and thinks I'm an a idiot.

After being confronted about this incident later by a few bold servers and some of the other regulars, he replied that he shouldn't have had to pay ANYTHING on that tab as he came to our fine establishment to enjoy (torment) the pretty servers and got stuck with a BOY.

Anyone else think of this when they saw the Jimmy's sign?

you save thread!

Maybe they just make movies no one likes and that's why no one hires them. Did you think of that?

do women even want to be directors tho

I hope things work out for her. But more importantly, I hope that one day, through a wonderful twist of fate, she ends up in a position to be Matt Lauer's boss and she makes him beg for forgiveness on his belly.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.

Seriously, water damage is the worst kind of damage. It will ruin literally all of your things.

You'll be wishing you'd spent the 5 cents on the water bill when those frozen pipes thaw and the water damages your stuff in the apartment.

The counterpart to the Achy Breaky Heart story:

<— The diners in question.