omg I just realized the scales are doing the side eye of justice

Someone should remind Mrs. Wahlbergers about how they had to edit Marky Mark's THIRD nipple out of his CK ads.

Here are some precious kitties for you my friend :)

Woman: I just want to be left alone when I walk down the street.

"Dude: That sweet rape money"

his race was "regular"

You know, the NAACP may hesitate to say that this was a hate crime, but I'm not going to. This was a racist as shit terrorist attack, and I really wish that we'd start calling it that.

"He is obviously mentally ill. Clearly we must redouble our efforts to discuss the state of mental health care in America. There must be redoubled discussions. We must discuss this. He needs help. We must help him. The poor man. The poor, poor dear. Nobody could have seen this coming. He was always such a nice, Chr…

Thanks for the cork soaking advice. You are a top notch cork soaker. I'm sure you come from a long line of cork soakers.

The answer is simple....because they are poor. That is the real reason. I don't mean that to be cruel, but that is the honest answer. However, running has proven to be a way out of poverty for a some Kenyans. So running in popular in Kenya. They did some genetic studies a while back to see if Kenyans were better…

Note: mobile electronics prototyping kits built into suitcases, as innocent as they might be, might raise some questions if they are taken to an airport.

The #1 convenience that I stick by is paying for movers. I'll pack it up but not having to lift a finger getting my stuff from point A to point B is worth every penny of the cost and the tip and then some.

Thanks for letting us all know how great you are. Without this post, we may have never realized.

Try telling these things to someone who has anxiety..

Toothpaste and toothbrushes: It is super easy to use manufacturer coupons + store coupons during a sale to get them for pennies if not free. It is the gateway drug of extreme couponing.

Absolutely, she sounds like an asshole. For sure. But not because she is overweight or unattractive, is all I'm saying. Who cares what she looked like?

Soft and gentle. Yes - I am a fabric conditioner.

This is not a joke.