Put that next to some MARBLE COLUMNS and your house would explode from all the class.

I'm sorry, all this study seem to prove (to me) is that rats like oreos and cocaine more than rice cakes and saline. THANKS, SCIENCE.

Crazy fact: Oreos are vegan.

If the other person is looking around for someone else to talk to instead of looking at your brilliant face and hanging on every word that falls from your magnificent lips, you are either boring them or they are a dick. Either way, that's when you know to change gears.

Er. No. Having been a person who considered suicide from age 9 till, uh...now, I never thought of it as a reset button. I've always thought of it as an end. The end. A thankful and grateful end to suffering. No, I'm not actively suicidal, not today, but the thought goes through my head from time to time...and…

"What kind of operating system does it use"

Possibly. I guess too, there seems to be more mean-ness as part of popular culture. You know, nasty reality television shows, people on television shows that are encouraged to be nasty in order to win, the whole "I'm just honest and you have to take me warts and all" attitude, and oh god, the nasty gossip and tabloid…

I think when we talk about parents monitoring their children's social media, we should encourage parents to focus on what their kids are using it FOR, as well as for keeping an eye out for predators and bullying of their child. I was bullied pretty relentlessly in middle school (before the advent of social media…

Could someone on Jezebel do a post on the fundraiser someone on Gawker started for this young woman? It seriously needs a signal boost.

Also, don't be afraid to talk to the landlord about the lease if there's anything ridiculous in it.

Rape is rape is rape is rape is rape. He was a child, he could not consent. There is nothing "vague" about that kind of trauma.

But please, continue to snark at a rape victim in order to get page views.

No, Mr. Brown. No matter what you were led to believe, things are not THAT different in the country. The whole thing is just so sad.

So basically he's a survivor of childhood sexual assault. Unfortunately, like many male victims of childhood rape by an older woman or girl, he reframes it as a sign of how "macho" he is, rather than the assault it actually was.

This is one of the first things that makes me feel sorry for Chris Brown. Yeah, he's internalized the message that boys can't be sexually abused. Yeah, he's an asshole (a lot of the effects of abuse manifest as being really fucking annoying). That doesn't mean he wasn't psychologically damaged by what happened, just…

It explains a lot that he was assaulted as a child. Sad.

I love how you have to call me ugly and fat. So typical. Guess what? I don't have to prove anything to you. If it helps you to pictured me ugly...go at it. I KNOW how threatened you be if you really could see me. (I have an extensive history of internet dating and stalkers) I bet all of you who ask me about my…

and neither, darling, will your balls....you do realize gravity affects those too?

Comparing using an animal for nourishment and using an animal for sexual gratification has to be one of the more ludicrous false equivalencies I've heard.