Okay but why is that bust white?

Can we officially call this kind of behavior LaBeoufing?

Also, I recently discovered that simmering vinegar and water in a pan will get rid of a deep-set smell. Not that I let food rot in a pan for like a week once.

Heh... I just thought about the shitstorm that would ensue if we did that with French speakers. “Haiti, Cameroon, Canada, same difference.”

I honestly cannot tell the difference between most middle-aged white actors. Specifically, I confuse Bill Murray/Tom Hanks and Liam Neeson/Leib Schreiber.

Yeah, not my best word choice on that one. But the facts still stand on their own.

The next hipster fad is going to be pre-chewed food. Mark my words.

“What if our customers found out?”

I learned about the ban on donating blood through a Degrassi episode. NO RAGRETS

Jesus was a brown-skinned poor Jewish Socialist hippie who hung out with 12 dudes in sandals and a prostitute. The ‘pubs would’ve hated him.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I have 0.00% interest in consuming these.

Well, what kinds of flavors do you like? Sometimes it’s not about eating raw kale by itself, but mixing it in with things you already like.

This is a really simplistic explanation, but I’ve read that you should have as many colors on your plate as possible when it comes to fruits and veggies. I try to stick with that model.

When I was in musical theater classes as a kid, we did a dance to “Dance 10, Looks 3” and the teacher would race over to the stereo before the “tits and ass” line came up.

I’m thinking either “Mxs” or “Mzs.” The story takes place in an all-girls’ school, so there’s not really an option in-story yet. Maybe “Msr.”

Just want to throw out there that I’m writing a story right now set in the not-so-distant future where same-sex marriage is so normalized that there is a version of Mrs. that indicates that a woman is married to another woman and it’s no big deal in that culture.

I do that too! From my perspective, it’s a way of showing respect without getting too formal. I use it at work all the time. “Bob, can you talk to Mister Steve about his rent payment while I’m touring?”

Are they suggesting that I call my parents Mr. and Mrs. DidThatOnce instead of Dad and Mom? Because that’s garbage. Even in super-formal Romantic languages, you utilize the “familiar” pronouns to refer to parents. Because their family. And family, being the root of “familiar” means that non-formal addressing is okay…

Sounds like One Million* Moms could use a little puppet sexing of their own.

To quote my high school English teacher, “you have not truly lived until you’ve seen two puppets just going at it.”