She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain
And I’m so fucking edgy it’s not a phase mom it’s who I am

DO. NOT. LET. THE. MONKEY. SEE. PLANET OF THE APES.

THIS GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH HAS MAYO IN IT

I think it’s fantastic what she’s doing, but every time I read that title, I think of that one song from Degrassi, “Poor Thing.”

DAMMIT TI

Same. A good friend of mine in high school got caught with weed and Oxycontin in his car in senior year. He’s white-passing and his parents are fucking loaded. Guess who never set foot in a jail cell?

Rabbits are cute until you have to deal with them head-on. An old roommate had bunnies, and they were so mean. Also they chewed everything and pooped everywhere, all the time, forever.

And yet Millenials are supposed to be the irresponsible ones. Sigh.

Because they’re more concerned with control than what’s best for the country? :3

La Femme Lupita:

and hUuuuge

I just want to say how happy I am that “binders full of women” is still a thing.

That’s fantastic! Are we filming this?

For serious. Even I knew that!

not all heroes wear capes

Not sure, but I think it involves virgin sacrifice and selling your soul.

Two. In case one comes off.

Okay but how do you get a cushy job at a “PR Firm” because mama’s got some student loans that need to get paid.

Well, to be (totally un)fair, it’s still 100% legal in some states to kick someone out of an apartment for being gay, so long as you go through the correct process. Sexual orientation is not (yet) protected by the Federal Fair Housing law.