How nutters do you have to be to be too nutters for Alaska?

Or gay. A gay gynecologist.

THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT A CERVIX.

We had sex ed starting in 5th grade (~1999), and every year after that until 9th grade.

Okay but like... it specifically says in the book that Henrietta rarely (if ever) masturbated which is one of the reasons why it took so long for her to find the cancer. If I remember correctly, the line is something like, “for the first time, she inserted a finger into herself.”

TBH, if I was “mature” enough to read…

I just can’t wrap my head around the concept of rejecting refugees. It does not make sense to me. It’s like refusing a seat for a pregnant woman on a train except that people will die.

Not if you’re a lesbian.

ALSO I stole wine from my college Hillel when I was like 19. It was Manaschewitz so I didn’t even get drunk. :(

u rang?

This is about to get rill literal and rill embarrassing. As in, I don’t think I’ve ever talked about this before.

Okay but. Hugh Jackman posted a video on Instagram either yesterday or today where he was trying to eat a scallop in a tux and long story short he basically went down on that scallop and that video changed me as a person.

HOW DO YOU OWE $70K IN RENT. HOW DOES IT GET TO THAT POINT.

SEXUALLY MOIST

#same

I never realized how much Anna looks like a girl I went to high school with who is now very muchly pregnant and it’s giving me chills.

My dad refers to our president as “Your Friend Obama.”

When I decided to be ~*~dangerous and sexy in high school, I started carrying around condoms that I stole from my parents’ nightstand. The worst part was the 10,000 samples of Cialis that I found in the process. :(

Okay so.

I raise you El Al.