Me too, but I also like Anne Hathaway and they’re kind of the same person soooo

“Wait... people LIKE this guy?”

Of course. Alcohol is legal, so an addiction to it isn’t a “problem.” But Chad in Room 1A who destroyed his room on a coke* binge last week? He’s an addict.

Yep. One of those two sides of the same coin things.

I feel like I’m always reading pearl-clutching and hand-wringing articles about college drinking, whereas no one seems to notice adult alcoholism. But I could be in the weird parts of the internet.

AHEM. I make popsicles for a local food meet-up thing, and I make what I call “pupsicles.” It’s some old-ass bananas mushed together with peanut butter and a little bit of water, then frozen in an ice cube tray. The doges love it.

u called?

I wound up getting a job from what I can only describe as a disaster interview.

Depends on where you live. In Atlanta, $700 will either get you a huge place in a shitty neighborhood or a shitty place in a nice neighborhood. Average income is also pretty low here. ::kanyeshrug::

I’M A LEASING AGENT AND CAN CONFIRM.

Which is why every group should have the Designated Sober Friend (tm).

Unless (fun facts!) they’ve also been smoking pot, in which case their gag reflex is suppressed and they can’t throw up.

I’m about to go on a rant so forgive me.

And from the other side... if you are planning on getting (as we called it back in the halcyon days of 2007) schwasted, please make sure that someone in your group is responsible even when drunk, or at least gives a damn about you.

As Todd in the Shadows says, it was the best Justin Timberlake song of 2014.

Okay but I really need to ask about Ed Sheeran.

whelp, I’m going to be sobbing uncontrollably October 17th.

I am so old. I am the oldest human who has ever lived.

twinks in wigs

Ah, the elusive 2x4xB-cup