Tangentially related question.

Back in my day, we called that Having It Your Way and it was only allowed at the Burger King.

“They want us fighting over who has the bigger pile of crumbs so we don’t realize they made off with almost the whole damn cake.”

I want this embroidered on a pillowcase.

Justin Beiber saved my life. I was in a coma and the nurse put the song “Baby” on in my room. I immediately got up and turned it off.

(rimshot)

Something Kobe buys every time he leaves the seat up.

Starring Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, and Alfrie Woodard.

This comic speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

100% about it

CAN SHE AND JOE MAKE A BABBY PLEASE? I NEED TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT CREATURE WOULD BE.

Came here for this video; was not disappointed.

Oh, something I actually know about! :D

So many things. I work in property management (specifically apartments) and, unfortunately, there are a lot of shitty people in the industry that give those of us who do good work a bad name.

#FreeJinger

Obviously it’s because they’re exchanging blowjobs for bracelets down in the Ravine.

Season 3 of Orange Is The New Black looks rough.

My friends and I made senior shirts (I think it’s a Southern thing?) where we were all rejected Spice Girls. Examples include:

!@^* Spice (me because I have a filthy fucking mouth)
Shocker Spice
Streaker Spice
Man Spice (the one dude in the group)
Chinese Spice (She is actually Chinese and it was her idea sooo)
Sugar & Spice

…

But, like, Victoria’s Secret? Really?

Weirdly, no. He was super-into oral and spent way more time on me as I did on him.

He’d also been trying to fuck me for ages, so that might have come into consideration.

And here I thought very nearly half-hate-fucking a Libertarian was the worst post-breakup decision one could make. Not that I did that.