She went to a high school not too far from where I grew up. It was a magnet school for both performing arts and math/science. I don’t think geography was taught there... like at all.

Fine, I’ll put aside my feud with Raven-Symone for one night... but she knows what she did.

plot twist

In some places, arson is only illegal if done for insurance money, FYI.

I mean, that’s what people are angry about, yannow?

Only on certain nights. HEYO.

My theory: they had a gender reveal party and the cake was yellow because the baby is a slime demon.

As in, a dingo et her bebeh, or as in the behbeh is an actual dingo? OR THE SNOWBOARDER DINGO?

Or not? Many nature reserves have a dress code so you don’t get scraped up by thorny plants and such.

I did that in Israel. I had a lightweight skirt and long-sleeved shirt that I carried with me at all times. It saved my butt when our group decided to visit the Western Wall in the middle of am unrelated tour.

You’re welcome: http://www.hulu.com/watch/2707

Doctor Who got really different this season.

Well this is stuck in my head now. #bless

Maybe he’s starting a band with Ron Paul, Ted Cruz, and Mike Huckabee called RepubliCANT.

I am totally convinced that my cat does certain cat-like destructive things to help me adult better. Leave towels on the floor? She pees on them. Haven’t changed the sheets in a while? Better barf all over them. And Adele help us all if I forget to leave her food in the morning. “MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW YOU…

I try to remind myself that what I'm eating is not the last of its kind in earth. There will be other sandwiches, so it's okay if I don't eat the whole thing and wind up throwing it out.

Adele bless the Internet.

Coconut oil can clog pores. I refuse to put it on my face. If I'm using straight oil as a moisturizer, I use jojoba oil. It's much closer to human skin oils and therefore is safer to use if you tend to breakouts.

Just be careful with the coconut oil as lube. Oil-based lubricants can wear away latex condoms and make them less effective. That is why yo always use water-based lubricants with condoms.

My mother swears by baby lotion. And she's 60 and looks about 45 sooooo.