No, but washing your hair with Coca-Cola totally works. Acidic liquids make your hair soft and shiny. Most people use apple cider vinegar, but I've been know to use beer and wine. Coke would work perfectly (if a little stickily).

booze and hotpants

OKAY BUT WHAT IF GPS trackers that biodegraded over 18 years so that they were most potent when a child is most vulnerable and wear off as they get older. And then the kid just pees out the remaining bits around their 18th birthday. The chip's location is locked by a passcode that only the police have.

Am I the only one who doesn't have a strong opinion on the debate? I prefer over, but if I accidentally put it on under, the world isn't going to end.

My therapist is always trying to get me to do this. Mostly it's in reference to how I perceive other people think of me (social anxiety holla). She usually frames it as a question of what other options there are. For instance, if my boss raises her voice at me, it could be that she's mad at me (my assumption), or…

I always imagine New York as it was presented in Spiderman 2. The Tobey Maguire one.

Just want everyone to know that I'm going to DragonCon as Fat Amy this year. Assuming I can find a cheap short-sleeved blue blazer.

fries, sweet tea, polynesian sauce. And their fish this year is legit.

I don't eat meat and Orange Freezes make my tummy hurt. :(

I think my most outrageous "promposal" was asking a guy to prom over MySpace. He didn't even respond. BUT he works a minmum-wagey job with his fancy business degree now and I have peons so WHO IS WINNING NOW DAVID?

We need to start pairing world-weary middle-aged women with teenage girls as a mentor program.

Nah, Three's Company gave us Suzanne Sommers.

That's what I'm here for.

Why do I know that this exists? http://www.vh1.com/video/misc/641…

Can Thanks Oprah be the new Thanks Obama plz?

Can Dr. Phil go back to his home planet and take Dr. Oz and Dr. Drew with him? The planet is FakePhysician.

*Jell-O Pudding Pops

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Not just a continent. The biggest fucking continent.

The point would be for it to taste terrible! And it should be weak and weirdly sweet. That way, when people inevitable complain, "this isn't an espresso," you could reply, "no, it's an EXpresso. That's what you ordered, isn't it?" and then everyone would either laugh heartily or murder each other.