I ordered a Cafe Au Lait at Starbuck's once, and the barista looked at me like I had three heads. So that's a thing.

Drive-thru ladies at chicken places give sage wisdom. They would be played by Morgan Freeman in movies. That sage.

I mean, it's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.

It means that they don't cook items to order, most likely. :(

Can confirm Georgia. We have Coca-Cola, Waffle House, Chick-Fil-A, and Krispy Kreme. Nothing else is needed.

I have stories. Lots of stories.

BUT WHAT IF a movie where Person A rejects Person B and Person B respects their wishes. AND THEN CIRCUMSTANCES BRING THEM TOGETHER and they fall in love because they respect each other's boundaries.

Funny because I wouldn't be here if my dad hadn't respected my mom's boundaries.

I don't think so. I think it's more of a media message: everyone "deserves" love and relationships, and going after someone again and again is the best way to show your devotion.

I'll save the long sob story, but I really wish someone had told me this as a kid. Really, really, really told me that rejection is rejection and that's that.

If you don't think flossing is necessary, floss once, wait about a minute and then smell the floss. It'll make a believer out of you.

I haven't seen these videos in forever, and I'm really struck with how fucking awesome and progressive Missy Elliot is/was. I mean, "Work It" is a pretty sexy song, and it's sung by a woman who is not only outside the cultural beauty standard, but equal parts masculine and feminine. I can't name another artist who…

That sentence is the reason this gif was created.

Official petition for Laverne Cox to star in everything ever.

What would a Swiftesque Rhianna song sound like? I'm imagining the phrase "kiss this ass goodbye."

Gwenyth Paltrow is the human manifestation of whitesplaining.

Degrassi did it back in 2005-ish. The character turned out a little kooky, but not ~*~*~horribly damaged. At least as much as one can be on a multi-season teen dramedy.

I thought Rita Ora was Lena Dunham and Sheryl Crow was Chelsea Handler. wat.

But is it on Roku? THIS IS THE QUESTION.

It will, however, feel like someone mashed a Big Mac with a potato masher and injected it into her arm.