I don't trust anything Past Me would do. Past Me is an idiot.

I didn't even realize it, but I did this when I was recovering from my gallbladder surgery. All I wanted to eat were crackers, granola bars, applesauce, and mashed potatoes: exactly the things I ate as a kid. I've sort of accidentally kept on that diet, and it seems to be helping me to lose weight, so no complaints…

Most of them look exactly the same. How do you genetics and/or good plastic surgery.

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Between this and Donna Meagle's wedding, Ginuwine is having a pretty good week.

Also, the Iliad was passed down orally for a long-ass time, so a first edition would be Homer himself.

Rand Paul: human fedora

My dad confessed that he "doesn't get" Rebel Wilson and now I can't trust him on anything.

Sigh. I had a bunch of this with a recent dietary change. I had to cut most of the fat out of my diet for about a month while I was waiting to get my gallbladder removed. As much as I explained to certain friends and coworkers, they would always encourage me to have "just one" slice of pizza or french fry. If I…

Thank you! TBH, I'd much rather have a little diarrhea than the full-scale just-punched-in-the-gut-with-brass-knuckles feeling of a gallstone attack. Trust me.

Aww yiss. I'm about to get my gallbladder out so I can eat fat without feeling like I'm dying soon. PERFECT TIMING.

#BeyonceOpinions. Can this be a thing tho?

Is the article on Dr. Oz's website? It's probably not accurate.

See, everywhere I've worked covers water bills, so there's no excuse for keeping faucets tightly sealed. And yet, once a year, someone "forgets" to drip their pipes and it's game over.

Sure. But in the South, where cold snaps used to be so uncommon, it wasn't seen as fiscally necessary to insulate plumbing. That's changing as seasons become more dramatically different, but it's still not seen as essential preventative maintenance by many owners.

There's an 80's montage song in there somewhere.

Came in here to post this, was not disappointed.

Not sure if sarcastic.

I, personally, am thrilled to learn how to say "put your finger in his butthole" in 100 different languages. METTRE TON DOIGHT DANS SON CUL.