I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL SEASON FOR THIS.

Psst... I'm teaching myself programming to become a feminist hacktivist. Join me.

For fuck's sake. The fuck is wrong with a 17-year-old man who sees sexual activity of ANY kind with a 13-year-old girl as okay?

World history: that's about it.

Yeah, I definitely stopped watching the View because of Jenny McCarthy. I have better things to so with my unemployment than listen to anti-science bullshit.

In Sweden, food service staff are paid a living wage and don't depend in tips.

I still maintain that, instead of math assessments, American teenagers should be given a large bill, a lost of what people ordered, and told to figure out who pays what. For the advanced classes, list who has cash and in what denominations.

Just hire James Deen and male it porn.

READ READ READ READ READ YOUR LEASE.

Yeah, Chris Brown's everything is starting to make so much more sense.

Or ctrl+left click.

When she stands up and the kittens are still hanging on. I DIED OF TEH KYOOT.

...isn't that just prison wine?

Patti Stanger makes me want to be a matchmaker because I know that I can do so much better while being so much nicer than she is/does. So there.

Somehow, I doubt that anyone going into a restaurant that smells of butter and sugar and sells pastries the size of my head is expecting a low-calorie treat.

Caffeine is my one vice. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do any drugs, I have insane food-related willpower, but I will NOT give up my coffee. And while I prefer the traditional hot coffee with two sugars and one container of half-and-half, I've been known to partake in a Frappucino in my time.

So many OITNB feels!!!

There are a LOT of students who graduate high school without knowing basic spelling and grammar. Hell, my mom teaches middle school and a quarter of her students can't read.

Nail polish.

Listen. I used to work at a movie theater and decided one day to clean the arcade games. No one who worked there ever remembered cleaning them. We had this foaming antibacterial cleanser that got EVERYTHING off of surfaces. Let me tell you, I went through about a dozen cleaning cloths, and those things were GREEN…