Boobs happen at random and out of nowhere. I was a B-cup at 13, a D-cup at 16, and am now an F-cup at 24. They grow overnight.

The worst was when I went to the Asian/Indian supermarket in my area and found shelves upon shelves of skin lightener. I can't even.

As someone who has never been pregnant, I have to say that c-sections creep me the fuck out. A family friend told me about hers, where the doctors PICKED UP HER ORGANS AND SHOWED THEM TO HER, and it scared me shitless.

I was going to go see Charlene Kaye tonight, but then Boyfriend and I hung out and sex happened and next thing I knew, it was 8 (when the show started), and I said "fuck it."

You're asking a different question than what I'm discussing. You're discussing ciswomen taking testosterone for performance enhancement. I'm discussing a trans* person obtaining the proper hormones to make their sex match their gender. VERY different discussion.

Oh I know. But some butthead is going to bring up that argument, and I'm preparing for it.

I'm going to jump on an argument before it happens: the idea that transwomen are "cheating" or that cismen will utilize trans* rights in sports to cheat.

Do any of you have recommendations of workout/exercise apps? I'm on android. Fanks!

Not exercising and not being able to exercise are two different things. That said, when finances and time allow it, I try to feed her two of those itty bitty cans of food a day. Unfortunately, I've only been able to get her dry food as of late. She also has a sensitive stomach (and sometimes throws up just…

Ugh truth. I was psyched to get a bonus for getting unemployment, but then I remembered that I didn't get that until January. Sigh.

Aww thank you! That cat is my everything, seriously. She's like a best friend and a baby rolled all into one blob of fur.

This seems like a good place for a question I have, actually. I take a medicine that absolutely CANNOT be taken with alcohol (with a high risk of seizures as a consequence). Will cooking with wine burn off enough alcohol to make it safe, or do I need to sub?

The scale is 1-9? My cat is probably a 10 then.

Yeah, I may ask Boyfriend to look over mine, since he works at a knockoff H & R Block part-time. I also went from being a full-time student and working 15 hours a week in 2011 to working a full-time job and paying back student loans in 2012. So that's where the change comes from. :-/

People, people, people. There is only one way to lose 20+ lbs. and keep it off, and that is amputation.

Fuck taxes. I just filed mine online, and I'm getting under $150 back this year. I got over $1000 last year.

Aww man I had forgotten that I share a birthday with the Beibz.

Pour hydrogen peroxide over a washcloth or cotton ball. Wring it until it's just a little moist. Clean the earbuds with that.

Yeah, we do that sometimes. Everyone is thankfully really easygoing about these things.

Probably not. He's literally the pickiest eater I've ever met. Thankfully, his wife is a very patient woman.