A friend of a friend is allergic to onions and garlic. And keeps kosher. He just can't go out to restaurants.

Ah, but I provide you with the greatest challenge of all time: my group of friends.

Seriously. I've seen a ton of movies in the past year (unemployment holla), and I think that the Avengers was just as good as Lincoln or Les Miz, but in a different way. Not to mention that comedy is SO much harder to write than drama.

Maybe it's time I resurrect my old Rom Com script that I never finished? It's about a journalist who is put on an assignment to date (and kiss) the 50 most eligible bachelors in her city to grade their "dateability". Word gets around and her story becomes the middle of a national scandal about her perceived…

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This feels necessary.

I think there should be a "Best Blockbuster" category. You know, only movies that made over a certain amount? That way pop culture powerhouses get awards as well as depressing indie films.

My money is on Kimye. Ultimate vanity move.

Luckily I'm a pescatarian so sausage doesn't concern me. It's everything else that does.

Or you could just get their tomato soup which is actually the nectar of the gods.

Wash with the grain, not against it. That is, opposite of the direction that you grate. It gets all the gunk out without tearing up your sponge.

On the opposite side of the continent. :) I live in GA.

My dying wish would be to be broiled.

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No no that's TOTALLY helpful. I actually found a record somewhere of a 1983 Port from San Fran, so I'll dig more into that.

I grow basil and rosemary in my apartment... can I live on that?

I think the difference is the way female weight loss for roles is looked at with envy, whereas it's looked at with concern for men. Interviewers ask Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johannsen WHAT they did to lose weight. What the ate, what workouts they did, etc. With Christian Bale and Matthew McConaghey, it's about…

$10 says the baby is going to be named Kimye.

You are a gentlewoman and a scholar.

Thankfully, I know their tastes in wine. They like sweet white wines, like Riesling and Sauvingnon Blanc. That narrows it down A LOT. Now I'm just going through all the wineries I can find on Yelp. TOO MANY OPTIONS.